Mad Bondi

Bondi is a crazy place. We forget just how mental after two years of Covid/La Nina – watering the madness down. This summer, we have an enormous array of tourists returning AND the kick-ass weather to match. It’s back to full crank…it’s hilarious, there’s no place like it.

I shimmied down the beach at 5:40 am; at South Bondi, a group of girls are dressed up in frocks doing tik-tok dancers to the camera (?), the water is packed, the beach is packed, there’s squads training EVERYWHERE. When I say squads, I am now talking 200 plus patrons. The shorey at South on high was slabbing, and I watched tourists get absolutely axed. Then there’s the outdoor gym – what a colourful spot on Bondi. I just never know what to expect there…I saw cheerleaders doing chin-ups this morning -surrounded by men coated in baby oil, flexing.

You must remember; this is all at sunrise when people usually sleep. 

Waves – yes, we have a little spike in the south swell, providing the odd chest high wave. There’s only one peak; needless to say; it’s very congested.

:: uge

P.S. Come see our new store, 64 Hall St. Bondi Beach

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These swim squads need their own postcode - they're huge

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Ali telling big stories, Bondi

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Christophe, high line, Bondi 6am

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Lip tickles

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Stoked

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Da Boys

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The only peak on the beach

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Don't turn your back on that shorey

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Just a few out

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Big hair and not a care

South Bondi quality time

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Social distancing

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